Haiku error messages from your inspired computer:

A file that big?
     It might be very useful.
          But now it is gone!

                        The Web site you seek
                             cannot be located,
                                   but endless others exist.

                                                   Chaos reigns within.
                                                       Reflect, repent, and reboot.
                                                                   Order shall return.

                                                                                   ABORTED effort:
                                                                         Close all that you have.
                                                                    You ask far too much.

                                                   First snow, then silence.
                                            This thousand dollar screen
                                       dies so beautifully.

                          With searching comes loss
                 and the presence of absence:
        "My Novel!" not found.

Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire.
             The network is down.

                                                  A crash reduces
                                                       your expensive computer
                                                             to a simple stone.

                                                                            Three things are certain:
                                                                                   Death, taxes, and lost data.
                                                                                           Guess which has occurred.

                                                                       You step in the stream,
                                                                  but the water has moved on.
                                                             This page is not here.

                                             Out of memory.
                                       We wish to hold the whole sky,
                                But we never will.

     Having been erased,
          the document you're seeking
               must now be retyped.

                                                       Serious error.
                                                              All shortcuts have disappeared.
                                                                          Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

(Author unknown)