CNET 2000 year end Haikus

Bull in stock market

Ended up looking more like

Bull in China shop

Markets bleeding red

Dot-coms plummeting like stones

Wendy's, here I come

Time's Man of the Year

Now he is swimming upstream

Good luck, Jeff Bezos

A balloon rises

Borne on billowing hot air.

Then Blodget shuts up.

Yahoo they all cried

As 2000 got its start

Now they say "boo hoo"

Dot-commers abandon

their double-latte lifestyle.

Return to thin joe.

Techie boom was bound

to end. Just hope the Luddites

don't smirk us to death.

Oyster blue dress shirts

"Rollout!" "Synergy!" "Turn-key!"

Wish I had a job

These year-end reports

Nostalgic and full of woe

Reprise: damn Nasdaq

Someone just shoot me

If I buy some more tech stock

In two thousand one

(source CNET)